gm. launching Flag

A donkey in a tiny Stars‑and‑Stripes hat waddles to the ballot box, clutching an “I Voted” sign like it’s a hot meme.

Long before anyone thought a donkey could hold a ballot, our four‑legged hero lived a quiet life in a farmyard voting booth made of hay. One windy Tuesday, a rogue wind carried an American flag hat onto its head, and the donkey instantly felt presidential, minus the speeches and with extra hair.

That night, the donkey discovered a dusty old ledger hidden under the ballot box, full of crypto symbols and misplaced snack crumbs. It thought, “Why not mix politics with memes?” and launched Flag, a coin that polls the internet faster than a sneeze in a dust storm. Now the donkey campaigns for every meme, one flag at a time.

Phase 1: Hat Parade
Donkey hosts a runway show where every hat is a flag.

Phase 2: Box Party
Vote‑box karaoke night, only donkey can hit the high notes.

Phase 3: Snack Drop
Free carrots for anyone who tweets a donkey pun.

Phase 4: Flag Flood
Every meme gets a tiny flag splash, no water required.

Because no one expects a donkey to run a crypto, and that’s the joke.

It’s a photo prop, but the spirit is 100% legit.

Just bring a meme and a sense of humor; actual ballots not required.

It’s $FLAG, like a voting sticker you can’t peel off.

1. Get a Solana wallet: Phantom or Solflare.
2. Buy some SOL and send it to that wallet.
3. Open $FLAG on pump.fun with the button below, or paste the contract address.
4. Swap SOL for $FLAG. Keep a little SOL for fees.